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I think I’m falling in love with you and I’m actually very angry about it

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Anonymous: My gf wants to have sex, but she also wants me to put her into the mood for it and sort of convince her to. I am a virgin, she is not. How would I go about getting her into the mood for it?

Lots and lots and lots of foreplay
Find out what she likes, how she likes to be kissed, where she really likes to be touched and do it all
And do something romantic or cute as well
She just wants you to turn her on so much she can’t help but have sex with you, u feel me

“I did not wake up this morning thinking ‘huh I can’t wait to have a nice long conservation about buttholes with Jessica today’.”
THE PERKS OF BEING MY FRIEND

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d-lam-ond: From getting bottom rocked to rock bottom, haha im funny

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